1 00:00:08,825 --> 00:00:10,326 [trunk opens] 2 00:00:10,327 --> 00:00:12,745 Ned: Whoa. You're taking all those clothes too? 3 00:00:12,746 --> 00:00:14,539 No, these are for Goodwill. 4 00:00:14,540 --> 00:00:16,374 Which is also where I bought them. 5 00:00:16,375 --> 00:00:17,875 Don't get rid of this one. 6 00:00:17,876 --> 00:00:19,502 I like this one on you. 7 00:00:19,503 --> 00:00:20,520 It's nice. 8 00:00:21,797 --> 00:00:22,964 Hey. 9 00:00:22,965 --> 00:00:24,173 Are you leaving? 10 00:00:24,174 --> 00:00:25,424 Ned: Uh... Mare: Um... [chuckles] 11 00:00:25,425 --> 00:00:26,884 Yeah, but not for a second, so... 12 00:00:26,885 --> 00:00:28,487 That's okay. I'll wait. 13 00:00:31,431 --> 00:00:33,057 You know, Cincinnati is gonna be 14 00:00:33,058 --> 00:00:34,600 a great learning experience for you. 15 00:00:34,601 --> 00:00:36,435 Yeah. Yeah. No, it's a big opportunity. 16 00:00:36,436 --> 00:00:37,412 Yeah. 17 00:00:38,981 --> 00:00:41,065 You wanna go around the block a few times? 18 00:00:41,066 --> 00:00:44,110 No, then someone might take my spot. 19 00:00:44,111 --> 00:00:45,379 Ned: Okay. 20 00:00:47,698 --> 00:00:49,574 All right. 21 00:00:49,575 --> 00:00:51,051 You know, you don't... 22 00:00:53,745 --> 00:00:55,180 You don't have to leave... 23 00:00:56,832 --> 00:00:59,685 without snacks. 24 00:01:00,919 --> 00:01:02,795 - You-- you always travel... - Yeah. 25 00:01:02,796 --> 00:01:05,756 - ...with snacks for the road. - No, I-- I got snacks. 26 00:01:05,757 --> 00:01:06,757 - You sure? - Yeah. 27 00:01:06,758 --> 00:01:07,776 - No, I'm good. - Okay. 28 00:01:08,594 --> 00:01:09,569 - Great. - Yeah. 29 00:01:10,804 --> 00:01:12,096 - Have a good day at work. - Yeah. 30 00:01:12,097 --> 00:01:14,473 Send me a photo of you at your new desk. 31 00:01:14,474 --> 00:01:15,274 [chuckles] 32 00:01:15,275 --> 00:01:16,892 - I hear the Cincy office... - Okay. 33 00:01:16,893 --> 00:01:18,894 ...is fancy. So... 34 00:01:18,895 --> 00:01:20,664 - Okay. Bye. - Bye. 35 00:01:22,065 --> 00:01:23,292 [horn honks] 36 00:01:24,151 --> 00:01:25,460 - Sorry. - [Mare sighs] 37 00:01:26,612 --> 00:01:27,587 All good. 38 00:01:28,697 --> 00:01:29,715 Bye, Sampson. 39 00:01:30,699 --> 00:01:31,675 Bye, Pritti. 40 00:01:36,079 --> 00:01:41,083 Well, I hate this. Absolutely hate it. 41 00:01:41,084 --> 00:01:42,477 But she wanted to go. 42 00:01:43,312 --> 00:01:45,212 So I'm not gonna stand in her way. 43 00:01:45,213 --> 00:01:47,733 I didn't wanna go to Cincinnati. 44 00:01:48,367 --> 00:01:50,509 I don't know why I said it, 45 00:01:50,510 --> 00:01:52,595 but Ned didn't tell me to stay, 46 00:01:52,596 --> 00:01:54,448 so I guess I'm not. 47 00:01:55,515 --> 00:01:57,266 I'm sorry about lying to you guys 48 00:01:57,267 --> 00:01:58,559 about our relationship. 49 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:01,371 That's... That's not what I'm about. 50 00:02:02,397 --> 00:02:04,374 From now on, total honesty. 51 00:02:06,276 --> 00:02:08,861 Don't tell the staff. 52 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:10,613 I'm still gonna lie to them. 53 00:02:10,614 --> 00:02:12,841 {\an8}[The Scrantone's "Song From The Ninth Floor" playing] 54 00:02:40,435 --> 00:02:42,496 {\an8}Ned: At least I got work to focus on. 55 00:02:43,605 --> 00:02:44,539 {\an8}Busy day. 56 00:02:46,024 --> 00:02:47,250 {\an8}Busy day. 57 00:02:47,984 --> 00:02:50,152 Hey! How you doing? I'm Randy, 58 00:02:50,153 --> 00:02:51,821 and I'm a logistics coordinator 59 00:02:51,822 --> 00:02:55,241 for the Lucas County Emergency Management Bureau. 60 00:02:55,242 --> 00:02:56,784 And I'm Mary Beth, 61 00:02:56,785 --> 00:02:59,495 and I thought we agreed that I would lead presentations 62 00:02:59,496 --> 00:03:01,348 because you're the helicopter pilot. 63 00:03:02,332 --> 00:03:04,500 Tornado season has begun, 64 00:03:04,501 --> 00:03:06,711 and we work to get real-time disaster info 65 00:03:06,712 --> 00:03:07,670 out to the public. 66 00:03:07,671 --> 00:03:08,838 Emergency alerts 67 00:03:08,839 --> 00:03:10,256 have to strike the right tone. 68 00:03:10,257 --> 00:03:12,550 Too alarmist, and you're the boy who cried wolf. 69 00:03:12,551 --> 00:03:16,345 Not alarmist enough, and you are risking people's lives. 70 00:03:16,346 --> 00:03:17,471 Randy: Mm-hmm. Mary Beth: Let's see 71 00:03:17,472 --> 00:03:18,806 how the storm season goes 72 00:03:18,807 --> 00:03:21,684 and if you can keep up with the other outlets. 73 00:03:21,685 --> 00:03:22,810 Indeed, we can. 74 00:03:22,811 --> 00:03:23,477 With the help of something 75 00:03:23,478 --> 00:03:25,396 called "push notifications." 76 00:03:25,397 --> 00:03:28,399 All right? This is something that only our app can do. 77 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:30,025 With this amazing technology, 78 00:03:30,026 --> 00:03:34,780 we can send disaster info to people as it happens. So... 79 00:03:34,781 --> 00:03:36,866 The Truth Teller is not just a newspaper. 80 00:03:36,867 --> 00:03:38,260 We have an app. 81 00:03:39,077 --> 00:03:40,369 We're a tech company. 82 00:03:40,370 --> 00:03:41,829 If I've learned anything lately, 83 00:03:41,830 --> 00:03:43,974 it's that you can't hold on to the past. 84 00:03:45,542 --> 00:03:48,562 Maybe if you let it go, it'll come back on its own. 85 00:03:49,546 --> 00:03:51,464 Okay. What do we think? 86 00:03:51,465 --> 00:03:54,216 If we're gonna put out emergency tornado updates, 87 00:03:54,217 --> 00:03:57,678 maybe we need a mascot for the app. 88 00:03:57,679 --> 00:03:59,930 Something like Wee Willie Weather? 89 00:03:59,931 --> 00:04:01,557 - Something-- [sighs] Nicole: No, not that. 90 00:04:01,558 --> 00:04:05,728 Tornado's like a funnel, so what about Funzie? 91 00:04:05,729 --> 00:04:09,273 Oh, cool, so kids could run right towards it? 92 00:04:09,274 --> 00:04:10,566 Oscar: Ned, how about Windy? 93 00:04:10,567 --> 00:04:12,902 Well, see, that sounds like a hurricane. 94 00:04:12,903 --> 00:04:15,404 Well, it could be half-hurricane, half-tornado. 95 00:04:15,405 --> 00:04:17,406 Oh, that's diverse. I like that. Good. 96 00:04:17,407 --> 00:04:19,575 What's Windy's gender? 97 00:04:19,576 --> 00:04:21,368 Long eyelashes could be cute. 98 00:04:21,369 --> 00:04:22,828 Adam: Windy should be a boy, 99 00:04:22,829 --> 00:04:24,789 and he should wear pants so we don't see his thing. 100 00:04:24,790 --> 00:04:27,541 Windy doesn't have a penis. He's made of wind. 101 00:04:27,542 --> 00:04:29,043 What happened to his penis? 102 00:04:29,044 --> 00:04:30,169 He was born without one. 103 00:04:30,170 --> 00:04:31,253 - My God. - [Ned sighs] 104 00:04:31,254 --> 00:04:32,880 Nicole: Windy should be female. 105 00:04:32,881 --> 00:04:34,340 Where's Mare? She'd agree. 106 00:04:34,341 --> 00:04:36,425 She works at The Cincinnati Chronicle now. 107 00:04:36,426 --> 00:04:38,427 - You didn't know? Oscar: We threw a party for her. 108 00:04:38,428 --> 00:04:40,721 We had cake, cupcakes, charcuterie. 109 00:04:40,722 --> 00:04:43,307 - It was an incredible party. Ned: Mm-hmm. 110 00:04:43,308 --> 00:04:46,101 But you didn't hear from inside my office. 111 00:04:46,102 --> 00:04:48,312 You mean my office. 112 00:04:48,313 --> 00:04:50,731 We had cake and champagne and you didn't. 113 00:04:50,732 --> 00:04:53,335 And you will never see your friend Mare again. 114 00:04:55,654 --> 00:04:56,796 [sighs] 115 00:05:00,325 --> 00:05:01,510 [sighs] 116 00:05:02,744 --> 00:05:04,078 Hi. 117 00:05:04,079 --> 00:05:05,621 I'm Mare. Today's my first day. 118 00:05:05,622 --> 00:05:08,666 I, uh, just came here from the Toledo Truth Teller. 119 00:05:08,667 --> 00:05:09,559 What? 120 00:05:10,418 --> 00:05:11,460 {\an8}Just saying I'm filling-- 121 00:05:11,461 --> 00:05:12,979 {\an8}Wait, wait-- Hold on. 122 00:05:15,590 --> 00:05:18,509 [sighs] 123 00:05:18,510 --> 00:05:21,345 - Oh. Sorry. Good. - Okay, what? 124 00:05:21,346 --> 00:05:22,763 I'm so sorry, I didn't realize. 125 00:05:22,764 --> 00:05:25,099 I was just saying today is my first day. 126 00:05:25,100 --> 00:05:27,452 So excited to be here. I'm Mare. 127 00:05:28,562 --> 00:05:31,146 - That it? - Yeah. 128 00:05:31,147 --> 00:05:32,958 Well, that wasn't worth it. 129 00:05:35,235 --> 00:05:38,153 Hey, Mare, why don't you give us three fun facts about yourself? 130 00:05:38,154 --> 00:05:40,155 [chuckling] Uh, oh, my gosh. 131 00:05:40,156 --> 00:05:42,032 Putting me on the spot. Um... 132 00:05:42,033 --> 00:05:45,202 Okay, I have three brothers. 133 00:05:45,203 --> 00:05:46,495 [clicks tongue] Um... 134 00:05:46,496 --> 00:05:49,957 I'm allergic to eggplant. And, uh... 135 00:05:49,958 --> 00:05:52,543 Oh, okay, this is actually kind of fun. Um... 136 00:05:52,544 --> 00:05:56,338 I did 23andMe and found out that I have more Neanderthal DNA 137 00:05:56,339 --> 00:05:58,400 than 92% of the population. 138 00:06:01,511 --> 00:06:04,179 Whoa. Okay. That was fun. 139 00:06:04,180 --> 00:06:06,015 - Hey, great job, Mare. - Thanks. 140 00:06:06,016 --> 00:06:07,951 - Uh, Jeanie? You wanna--? - Mm-hmm? Yeah, I got a tip. 141 00:06:11,688 --> 00:06:14,023 {\an8}Ned: Mare said she's gonna send a pic of her new desk. 142 00:06:14,024 --> 00:06:16,066 But nope. 143 00:06:16,067 --> 00:06:17,711 Nothing yet. [clicks tongue] 144 00:06:18,820 --> 00:06:20,654 I could text her, but I'm not gonna. 145 00:06:20,655 --> 00:06:22,591 It's her first day and all. 146 00:06:23,533 --> 00:06:24,867 - [sighs] - [cell phone chimes] 147 00:06:24,868 --> 00:06:25,886 Ooh! 148 00:06:26,519 --> 00:06:29,872 "Mary Beth. Level yellow." 149 00:06:29,873 --> 00:06:33,417 Okay, everybody. We are on an official tornado watch. 150 00:06:33,418 --> 00:06:35,252 Now, this is going to be very hard 151 00:06:35,253 --> 00:06:37,046 to cover this without Mare, but... 152 00:06:37,047 --> 00:06:38,672 I'm here, boss. Got you. 153 00:06:38,673 --> 00:06:40,382 Ned: Oh, my God. What--? 154 00:06:40,383 --> 00:06:43,218 - Take that off. Take that off. - I can't. 155 00:06:43,219 --> 00:06:44,762 I'm New Mare. 156 00:06:44,763 --> 00:06:47,181 I can't live any longer in the bullpen. 157 00:06:47,182 --> 00:06:49,058 I need to get my office back. 158 00:06:49,059 --> 00:06:50,893 Marv listens to Ned. 159 00:06:50,894 --> 00:06:55,898 And Ned clearly favors women who dress like Big Orphan Annie. 160 00:06:55,899 --> 00:06:56,699 [sighs] 161 00:06:56,700 --> 00:06:59,794 Everyone, I present to you Windy. 162 00:07:00,904 --> 00:07:02,863 Adam: Oh. - Where's his do-rag, man? 163 00:07:02,864 --> 00:07:05,741 We could not incorporate everyone's ideas. 164 00:07:05,742 --> 00:07:07,576 We're on a very limited budget. 165 00:07:07,577 --> 00:07:09,870 Are there any interesting stories on social yet? 166 00:07:09,871 --> 00:07:12,164 A guy posted his shed getting blown away 167 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:13,457 by a microburst tornado. 168 00:07:13,458 --> 00:07:14,875 How do they know it's a tornado? 169 00:07:14,876 --> 00:07:17,252 Oh, good point. Why not cover it and find out? 170 00:07:17,253 --> 00:07:18,337 Yeah. - And I will go 171 00:07:18,338 --> 00:07:19,338 take pictures of it. 172 00:07:19,339 --> 00:07:20,297 Sounds great. 173 00:07:20,298 --> 00:07:21,465 - Perfect. - Okay. 174 00:07:21,466 --> 00:07:22,800 Hell, bro? That was my story. 175 00:07:22,801 --> 00:07:24,510 Getting scooped at my own paper. 176 00:07:24,511 --> 00:07:26,178 No, Detrick, look at me. 177 00:07:26,179 --> 00:07:28,782 I want you to be the new Mare. 178 00:07:29,516 --> 00:07:31,558 Okay? You are Makeshift Mare. 179 00:07:31,559 --> 00:07:33,435 I need you to assemble the newspaper, 180 00:07:33,436 --> 00:07:35,187 and I need you to find a solid story 181 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:37,189 in case there's no tornado. 182 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:39,125 Now, does that sound good? 183 00:07:40,110 --> 00:07:41,360 - Sure. - Great. 184 00:07:41,361 --> 00:07:42,569 Thank you very much. 185 00:07:42,570 --> 00:07:44,113 "Sounds good?" No. 186 00:07:44,114 --> 00:07:45,656 "New Mare" sounds like a sitcom 187 00:07:45,657 --> 00:07:48,701 that my mom used to watch that got canceled in 2014. 188 00:07:48,702 --> 00:07:51,179 You know what sounds like a good show? New Ned. 189 00:07:52,622 --> 00:07:54,790 No, that doesn't sound like a good show either. 190 00:07:54,791 --> 00:07:56,417 [cell phone buzzes and chimes] 191 00:07:56,418 --> 00:07:58,043 I'm gonna have to go to the council meeting. 192 00:07:58,044 --> 00:07:59,628 - See you soon, right-- No! Esmeralda: Coming. 193 00:07:59,629 --> 00:08:01,005 Absolutely not. 194 00:08:01,006 --> 00:08:01,839 - Why? Ned: No. 195 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:03,507 Without Mare, you need me. 196 00:08:03,508 --> 00:08:05,634 No, you'll make this all about yourself. 197 00:08:05,635 --> 00:08:07,845 It's what you do. Because you're selfish. 198 00:08:07,846 --> 00:08:10,305 I'm not selfish. This is so ridiculous. 199 00:08:10,306 --> 00:08:11,473 This is so laughable. 200 00:08:11,474 --> 00:08:12,766 I'm not trying to be mean, 201 00:08:12,767 --> 00:08:14,476 but you don't work well with other people. 202 00:08:14,477 --> 00:08:16,311 You can't, because you're a narcissist. 203 00:08:16,312 --> 00:08:17,771 Yes, a narcissist, 204 00:08:17,772 --> 00:08:19,833 who currently looks like Andy Warhol. 205 00:08:21,151 --> 00:08:22,252 Sorry. 206 00:08:23,778 --> 00:08:25,195 Esmeralda: A narcissist? 207 00:08:25,196 --> 00:08:29,908 A loving, nice person is not a narcissist. 208 00:08:29,909 --> 00:08:33,078 A mom can be a narcissist? Ha! 209 00:08:33,079 --> 00:08:35,956 [laughing] I mean, when people are jealous of you, 210 00:08:35,957 --> 00:08:38,143 that doesn't make you a narcissist. Okay? 211 00:08:41,129 --> 00:08:42,796 {\an8}Mary Beth: This is the Truth Teller. 212 00:08:42,797 --> 00:08:44,840 {\an8}They're being re-added for this emergency 213 00:08:44,841 --> 00:08:46,050 on a provisional basis. 214 00:08:46,051 --> 00:08:48,052 - We're honored to be here. - I'll bet. 215 00:08:48,053 --> 00:08:50,554 Full-time, non-provisional member Salty Peanuts, 216 00:08:50,555 --> 00:08:51,847 WBRT, The Bert. 217 00:08:51,848 --> 00:08:53,432 What place does AM Radio have in this? 218 00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:56,393 Take it easy, Mr. Peanuts. No one cares about AM Radio. 219 00:08:56,394 --> 00:08:57,603 - Ouch. Randy: Hey. 220 00:08:57,604 --> 00:08:58,729 [laughs] 221 00:08:58,730 --> 00:08:59,855 Did you guys see that? 222 00:08:59,856 --> 00:09:02,524 I just put radio in its place. 223 00:09:02,525 --> 00:09:05,086 Ah. I wish I could tell Mare about it. 224 00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:07,738 Maybe I'll text her. 225 00:09:07,739 --> 00:09:09,740 Yeah, I'll just text her. I'm gonna text her. 226 00:09:09,741 --> 00:09:11,200 Dan: As we all know, they're pouring 227 00:09:11,201 --> 00:09:13,118 - a ton of money in this thing. - [cell phone buzzes] 228 00:09:13,119 --> 00:09:13,952 Uh, Mare. 229 00:09:13,953 --> 00:09:16,288 - Do you wanna take that one? - Yeah. 230 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:18,582 I'm so sorry, what was it? 231 00:09:18,583 --> 00:09:21,085 Over-the-Rhine re-dev. 232 00:09:21,086 --> 00:09:24,546 Maybe you need a hearing aid too, Wilma Flintstone. 233 00:09:24,547 --> 00:09:25,881 [chuckles] 234 00:09:25,882 --> 00:09:26,858 Right. 235 00:09:29,969 --> 00:09:31,613 [sighs] 236 00:09:34,891 --> 00:09:40,771 [gasps] 237 00:09:40,772 --> 00:09:42,856 {\an8}Up next, the story of a man 238 00:09:42,857 --> 00:09:45,818 who says he can smell when a tornado's coming. 239 00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:46,944 We introduce... 240 00:09:46,945 --> 00:09:48,654 She hasn't said anything of value. 241 00:09:48,655 --> 00:09:52,241 - It's just fluff. - I don't know. I'm entertained. 242 00:09:52,242 --> 00:09:53,659 Shall we make popcorn? 243 00:09:53,660 --> 00:09:56,370 Sorry, so it took how long to get a permit? 244 00:09:56,371 --> 00:10:00,499 Two years? For a hot tub? Okay, hm, which inspector did you use? 245 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:01,917 - We get it, Detrick, - Detrick: Mm-hmm. 246 00:10:01,918 --> 00:10:03,168 you're a real journalist. 247 00:10:03,169 --> 00:10:04,795 Ned, should we send out an alert? 248 00:10:04,796 --> 00:10:07,381 Windy is the gold standard of information. 249 00:10:07,382 --> 00:10:09,007 We can't go off half-cocked. 250 00:10:09,008 --> 00:10:11,093 Barry [high-pitched voice]: Half is better than nothing, 251 00:10:11,094 --> 00:10:11,827 believe me. 252 00:10:11,828 --> 00:10:14,739 - Who said that? Barry: I did. 253 00:10:15,773 --> 00:10:18,308 [normally] I speak up for those who don't have a voice. 254 00:10:18,309 --> 00:10:19,786 Okay. 255 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,563 [cell phone chimes] 256 00:10:22,564 --> 00:10:24,231 - Hey. - Ned, is your app working? 257 00:10:24,232 --> 00:10:25,983 I haven't seen any notifications. 258 00:10:25,984 --> 00:10:28,443 We're just putting one together as we speak. 259 00:10:28,444 --> 00:10:29,486 Yep. 260 00:10:29,487 --> 00:10:30,672 Uh, stand by. 261 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:36,928 - Are you Mare? - Yeah. Hi. 262 00:10:38,288 --> 00:10:39,246 Oh. 263 00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:41,015 Ooh, ooh, ah, ah... 264 00:10:42,167 --> 00:10:43,834 Oh, Neanderthal. 265 00:10:43,835 --> 00:10:45,294 That's funny. 266 00:10:45,295 --> 00:10:46,271 [chuckles] 267 00:10:48,965 --> 00:10:51,425 - Well, that was mean. - Thanks. 268 00:10:51,426 --> 00:10:52,968 I know those look like rocks, 269 00:10:52,969 --> 00:10:55,888 but, you know, you could use them as tools 270 00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:58,891 or bang them together if it makes you feel at home. 271 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:01,035 Or you could start a fire if you can. 272 00:11:01,769 --> 00:11:03,204 Thanks, Todd. 273 00:11:05,148 --> 00:11:07,232 Okay, I think I got what I needed. 274 00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:08,209 Okay. 275 00:11:11,029 --> 00:11:13,614 Uh, why are you taking that creepy-ass doll? 276 00:11:13,615 --> 00:11:16,158 Because I brought it. It's my prop. 277 00:11:16,159 --> 00:11:17,868 It makes the photos more interesting 278 00:11:17,869 --> 00:11:19,995 if people think a little girl lived here. 279 00:11:19,996 --> 00:11:22,789 What, like she died in a tornado? 280 00:11:22,790 --> 00:11:25,584 No, she escaped before it hit. She just forgot it. 281 00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:26,877 Or, yeah, I don't know. 282 00:11:26,878 --> 00:11:28,921 Maybe it's up for interpretation. 283 00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:30,672 That's what makes it poignant as hell. 284 00:11:30,673 --> 00:11:31,924 - Sure. - [sighs] 285 00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:34,885 - [cell phone buzzes and chimes] - All right. 286 00:11:34,886 --> 00:11:38,263 Oh, look, a notification from Windy. 287 00:11:38,264 --> 00:11:39,264 "Wind can be fun, 288 00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:41,808 but maybe put off that jog around the park. 289 00:11:41,809 --> 00:11:43,894 There's a tornado warning in effect." 290 00:11:43,895 --> 00:11:45,938 - That's not alarmist, is it? - No, no, no. 291 00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:47,999 That is sober messaging. 292 00:11:48,566 --> 00:11:50,084 Without fearmongering. 293 00:11:50,902 --> 00:11:52,736 Windy is our Lester Holt. 294 00:11:52,737 --> 00:11:53,862 Ooh. 295 00:11:53,863 --> 00:11:56,073 Travis: Damn, look at that sky. 296 00:11:56,074 --> 00:11:58,617 I don't think these shed photos are gonna cut it. 297 00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:00,035 We gotta go get the real deal. 298 00:12:00,036 --> 00:12:01,370 I recently accepted that 299 00:12:01,371 --> 00:12:04,206 my belief in an afterlife is performative. 300 00:12:04,207 --> 00:12:06,875 And that my only real shot at immortality 301 00:12:06,876 --> 00:12:10,545 would be a truly legendary, viral YouTube video. 302 00:12:10,546 --> 00:12:13,465 Is my Ford Fiesta capable of storm chasing? 303 00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:14,925 I have evenly distributed 304 00:12:14,926 --> 00:12:16,969 four 70-pound kettlebells in the trunk, 305 00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:20,031 so we might as well be anchored to the ground. 306 00:12:21,933 --> 00:12:23,267 [clicks tongue] 307 00:12:23,268 --> 00:12:24,768 Siri, text Mare, 308 00:12:24,769 --> 00:12:27,896 "Crazy day, tornado spotted." 309 00:12:27,897 --> 00:12:29,481 Worried-face emoji. 310 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:30,917 [cell phone bloops] 311 00:12:36,072 --> 00:12:37,614 [cell phone buzzes and chimes] 312 00:12:37,615 --> 00:12:39,801 [Mare clicks tongue] Mm... 313 00:12:40,743 --> 00:12:43,453 Huh. Paleo diet. Makes sense. 314 00:12:43,454 --> 00:12:46,474 Yeah, so just give him a call, ask him what his... 315 00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:51,837 Excuse me, does anybody want a pen? 316 00:12:51,838 --> 00:12:54,715 I have a great pen that I'm using. 317 00:12:54,716 --> 00:12:57,193 I can't be the only one who needs it. 318 00:13:00,805 --> 00:13:03,449 - Me? - Ah, I just thought I would ask. 319 00:13:04,434 --> 00:13:05,684 It's very generous of you. 320 00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:07,412 - Oh, okay. Thank you. - Okay. 321 00:13:08,938 --> 00:13:10,105 You're staying. 322 00:13:10,106 --> 00:13:11,523 While we are talking, 323 00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:16,361 did you hear that word that Ned called me before? 324 00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:17,529 "Narcissist"? 325 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,656 But a narcissist... 326 00:13:19,657 --> 00:13:22,617 would never offer someone a pen. 327 00:13:22,618 --> 00:13:29,082 I think a narcissist could offer someone a pen, theoretically, 328 00:13:29,083 --> 00:13:31,418 if they thought they might benefit by doing that. 329 00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:37,674 So, what would a narcissist not do, in case I meet one? 330 00:13:37,675 --> 00:13:39,509 A narcissist would not 331 00:13:39,510 --> 00:13:42,763 sincerely put someone else's needs in front of their own. 332 00:13:42,764 --> 00:13:43,948 Okay. 333 00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:46,034 I see. 334 00:13:47,602 --> 00:13:48,727 How was your weekend? 335 00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:51,313 Oh. Um, it was-- It was okay. 336 00:13:51,314 --> 00:13:53,899 Are your parents alive or they're dead? 337 00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:55,734 I'm so sorry. 338 00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:57,778 - Esmeralda. - Yes? 339 00:13:57,779 --> 00:14:00,405 It's humility, generally speaking. 340 00:14:00,406 --> 00:14:01,740 Humility. 341 00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:03,075 Yes. 342 00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:05,386 - Thank you. [laughs] - Thank you. Thank you. 343 00:14:07,497 --> 00:14:09,039 - Yeah. - Thank you. 344 00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:11,208 Hey, if you get a picture of this tornado, 345 00:14:11,209 --> 00:14:13,627 can you forward it? I wanna send it to my mom. 346 00:14:13,628 --> 00:14:15,045 Does she love tornadoes? 347 00:14:15,046 --> 00:14:16,088 No, she doesn't believe in them. 348 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:18,799 - [sighs] What? - What? 349 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:21,927 Okay, was it weird growing up in an anti-science household? 350 00:14:21,928 --> 00:14:24,012 No, and I don't believe in them either. 351 00:14:24,013 --> 00:14:25,347 It's called being skeptical. 352 00:14:25,348 --> 00:14:27,057 Which is the essence of science. 353 00:14:27,058 --> 00:14:29,142 So, you roasted me for believing in UFOs 354 00:14:29,143 --> 00:14:31,728 while doubting the existence of wind? 355 00:14:31,729 --> 00:14:33,063 I believe in wind. 356 00:14:33,064 --> 00:14:35,315 I believe in high winds. I just, like, 357 00:14:35,316 --> 00:14:38,443 a funnel that throws cows and picks up houses? 358 00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:40,070 Okay, so, then what, what's all this? 359 00:14:40,071 --> 00:14:42,364 - What happened here? - Trash, dude. 360 00:14:42,365 --> 00:14:44,032 We all know we have a littering problem. 361 00:14:44,033 --> 00:14:45,033 Travis: That's... 362 00:14:45,034 --> 00:14:46,827 That girl is loco. 363 00:14:46,828 --> 00:14:48,054 Guys? 364 00:14:48,871 --> 00:14:50,580 I respect what you do, 365 00:14:50,581 --> 00:14:53,083 but I can't in good conscience let you follow me. 366 00:14:53,084 --> 00:14:55,061 The cameras in the car can film us. 367 00:14:56,045 --> 00:14:57,337 I got this. 368 00:14:57,338 --> 00:14:58,314 Save yourselves. 369 00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:02,151 [engine revs] 370 00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:11,476 Gloria Tornado: Folks, this tornado could have Toledo 371 00:15:11,477 --> 00:15:13,061 in its crosshairs. 372 00:15:13,062 --> 00:15:14,771 It's all up in the air. [laughs] 373 00:15:14,772 --> 00:15:17,983 That's it? You don't know if it's coming to Toledo. 374 00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:19,985 She's fearmongering for attention. 375 00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:21,611 That is beneath you. 376 00:15:21,612 --> 00:15:23,572 Gloria Tornado: ...for the township of Assumption 377 00:15:23,573 --> 00:15:24,531 in Fulton County. 378 00:15:24,532 --> 00:15:25,866 Text Mare. 379 00:15:25,867 --> 00:15:27,993 The tornado might be headed for Toledo. 380 00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:29,178 [cell phone bloops] 381 00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:35,709 Mare, Mare, Mare. 382 00:15:35,710 --> 00:15:37,669 Pencil, this side. 383 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:38,920 - Thanks. - [laughs] 384 00:15:38,921 --> 00:15:41,339 Got it, though. Just erasing on purpose. 385 00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:43,467 - Okay. - [cell phone buzzes and chimes] 386 00:15:43,468 --> 00:15:45,385 Dan: Hey, you know, sometimes I brick my phone, 387 00:15:45,386 --> 00:15:47,053 just so I can concentrate. 388 00:15:47,054 --> 00:15:48,680 I can show you how. - No, I can just turn it off. 389 00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:50,265 Sorry. 390 00:15:50,266 --> 00:15:54,019 We're hosting the head of the Cincinnati Art Museum today 391 00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:56,313 for an informal Q and A. Care to join? 392 00:15:56,314 --> 00:15:57,606 That sounds great, I'd love to. 393 00:15:57,607 --> 00:15:59,750 Cool. 4 p.m. in the conference room. 394 00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:04,130 [camera shutter clicks] 395 00:16:06,741 --> 00:16:08,033 [cell phone keys clacking] 396 00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:12,078 "Windy is worried about downtown Toledo. 397 00:16:12,079 --> 00:16:17,876 {\an8}A tornado can snatch a healthy 165 pound man 398 00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:21,647 {\an8}off his... bicycle." 399 00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:23,566 [cell phone beeps] 400 00:16:24,842 --> 00:16:26,068 Hm. 401 00:16:27,470 --> 00:16:28,703 [sighs] 402 00:16:28,704 --> 00:16:32,599 {\an8}Text Mare, "Did you see push notification?" Question mark. 403 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:35,227 {\an8}"How are things there?" Question mark. 404 00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:37,187 {\an8}"As bad as here?" Question mark. 405 00:16:37,188 --> 00:16:38,331 [cell phone bloops] 406 00:16:41,651 --> 00:16:43,401 When she offered to go to Cincinnati, 407 00:16:43,402 --> 00:16:45,796 that wasn't her breaking up with me, right? 408 00:16:47,198 --> 00:16:48,823 Adelola: Wind, science. 409 00:16:48,824 --> 00:16:50,450 Tornadoes, science fiction. 410 00:16:50,451 --> 00:16:52,077 The Wizard of Oz is not sci-fi. 411 00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:53,745 Do you think it takes place in the future? 412 00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:55,956 Sci-fi doesn't have to take place in the future. 413 00:16:55,957 --> 00:16:56,998 Yes, it does. - It just has to be 414 00:16:56,999 --> 00:16:58,375 science and fiction. 415 00:16:58,376 --> 00:17:00,418 I think we're on very different pages. Look... 416 00:17:00,419 --> 00:17:02,754 Like trap doors, made up for movies. 417 00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:04,005 Very real. 418 00:17:04,006 --> 00:17:05,382 How do you know? Ever been through one? 419 00:17:05,383 --> 00:17:06,841 No, but my ancestors have 420 00:17:06,842 --> 00:17:08,736 and that's why I have an instinctual fear of them. 421 00:17:10,471 --> 00:17:11,805 Nate. 422 00:17:11,806 --> 00:17:13,932 You work too hard. 423 00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:16,351 Get off a load, dude. 424 00:17:16,352 --> 00:17:18,353 Let me humbly assist you. 425 00:17:18,354 --> 00:17:21,815 Don't mind me, I'm just handling the trash for nothing. 426 00:17:21,816 --> 00:17:23,709 Hold on! Alfonso. 427 00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:27,487 Gotta empty my clippings. 428 00:17:27,488 --> 00:17:31,992 [sighs] My God. You got a bit over me, but it's okay. 429 00:17:31,993 --> 00:17:33,302 It's okay. 430 00:17:35,246 --> 00:17:37,247 Ha! Look, Adam, I'm helping. 431 00:17:37,248 --> 00:17:39,642 Hold it. Hold it. Hold it. This one's for my bottom. 432 00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:43,044 - [Barry blows] - That could mean anything. 433 00:17:43,045 --> 00:17:44,129 Thanks. 434 00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:45,630 I am loving this. 435 00:17:45,631 --> 00:17:48,592 Detrick, you see? You know, maybe I'm greedy. 436 00:17:48,593 --> 00:17:51,469 When handling trash is your reward, 437 00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:54,282 you just don't want to stop this. 438 00:17:55,182 --> 00:17:56,975 Hey! Acknowledge me. 439 00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:58,935 Oscar, look at me! 440 00:17:58,936 --> 00:18:00,478 What would your death row meal be? 441 00:18:00,479 --> 00:18:03,648 - Well, was I rightfully accused? - Yes. 442 00:18:03,649 --> 00:18:05,775 Okay, then, probably a cold cup of broth. 443 00:18:05,776 --> 00:18:08,796 Or gruel is fine, because I wouldn't deserve better. 444 00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:12,800 Okay, we keep driving at it, but it's not moving. 445 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:17,037 You know, in boats if a boat is not moving, 446 00:18:17,038 --> 00:18:19,164 it means it's coming right at you. 447 00:18:19,165 --> 00:18:20,332 Yeah, so let's maybe turn around. 448 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:21,833 Wow. Look at that. Jesus Christ. 449 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:22,876 What the [bleep]? 450 00:18:22,877 --> 00:18:24,044 Can we turn around? 451 00:18:24,045 --> 00:18:25,587 - Yeah, we probably should. - Yeah. 452 00:18:25,588 --> 00:18:27,172 Unfortunately, I'm built different 453 00:18:27,173 --> 00:18:28,649 and I have to go towards it. 454 00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:30,800 The only way out is through. 455 00:18:30,801 --> 00:18:32,844 I don't wanna go through the eye of the tornado. 456 00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:34,804 Then you shouldn't have gotten in my Ford Fiesta. 457 00:18:34,805 --> 00:18:38,224 Oscar: Thanks for checking in. We're all safe here. 458 00:18:38,225 --> 00:18:39,768 It's not nearby. 459 00:18:39,769 --> 00:18:42,312 And I'm in a massive stone building. 460 00:18:42,313 --> 00:18:44,689 [chuckling] Sure, like the pyramids. 461 00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:46,441 Love you, bud. 462 00:18:46,442 --> 00:18:49,027 My friend Kevin just checking to see I was okay. 463 00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:50,862 Oh. That's great. 464 00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,989 Must be nice to have people who care about you. 465 00:18:52,990 --> 00:18:54,300 Yeah. 466 00:18:56,243 --> 00:18:58,203 - [sighs] - [cell phone keys clacking] 467 00:18:58,204 --> 00:19:03,249 "The city is circled by tornadoes. No way out. 468 00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:06,086 If there is someone that you love in Toledo, 469 00:19:06,087 --> 00:19:08,880 now is the time to tell them." 470 00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:09,899 [cell phone beeps] 471 00:19:15,513 --> 00:19:18,807 - [cell phone chimes] - Yeah? 472 00:19:18,808 --> 00:19:21,267 Ned, what the hell was that last update? 473 00:19:21,268 --> 00:19:23,311 The paper is worse than irrelevant, 474 00:19:23,312 --> 00:19:25,397 Windy is completely unhinged, 475 00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:26,815 and he's panicking people. 476 00:19:26,816 --> 00:19:29,734 She. She is panicking people, Mary Beth. 477 00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:31,695 - What? - I've thought it over, 478 00:19:31,696 --> 00:19:34,382 and I have decided that Windy is a woman. 479 00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:41,413 [cell phone chiming] 480 00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:43,415 - Yeah? - Ned, I'm worried about you. 481 00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:44,708 Worry about yourself, Randy. 482 00:19:44,709 --> 00:19:46,334 You're the one FaceTiming me 483 00:19:46,335 --> 00:19:49,337 while you're piloting a [bleep] helicopter. 484 00:19:49,338 --> 00:19:51,631 Sorry. It's just-- It's a stressful day. 485 00:19:51,632 --> 00:19:53,174 I'm worried about your safety. 486 00:19:53,175 --> 00:19:55,319 - You're blowing this, bro. - I know. 487 00:19:56,554 --> 00:19:58,304 Tell me what to do. 488 00:19:58,305 --> 00:20:01,307 Windy had to take a mental health break. 489 00:20:01,308 --> 00:20:03,852 So we had to find a replacement graphic. 490 00:20:03,853 --> 00:20:08,440 Luckily, we had someone that was already a trusted figure, 491 00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:10,334 someone with real gravitas. 492 00:20:10,985 --> 00:20:13,045 [wind howling] 493 00:20:14,029 --> 00:20:15,589 [pounding on door] 494 00:20:16,365 --> 00:20:18,700 Please, open the door. 495 00:20:18,701 --> 00:20:21,911 I'm a lonely woman in a hurry, here! 496 00:20:21,912 --> 00:20:23,621 Ah! Are you insane? 497 00:20:23,622 --> 00:20:26,249 I need to ask you something really important. 498 00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:27,333 Go home! 499 00:20:27,334 --> 00:20:30,003 Am I a selfish person? 500 00:20:30,004 --> 00:20:31,337 What? 501 00:20:31,338 --> 00:20:34,400 Am I a narcissist? 502 00:20:36,385 --> 00:20:37,611 Two hundred dollars. 503 00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:41,740 Okay. Channel-- Channel the truth. 504 00:20:42,516 --> 00:20:44,368 I'm getting... 505 00:20:45,269 --> 00:20:46,311 No. 506 00:20:46,312 --> 00:20:47,812 Oh, thank you! 507 00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:50,440 - I knew it! [sighs] - Come in. Get out of this wind. 508 00:20:50,441 --> 00:20:52,317 Is your son safe? 509 00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:53,693 I don't know, I think so 510 00:20:53,694 --> 00:20:55,862 because the school is made of bricks. 511 00:20:55,863 --> 00:20:58,531 - Oh, my God. Okay. - We're okay. 512 00:20:58,532 --> 00:21:00,116 - We're not okay. I think... - We're fine. 513 00:21:00,117 --> 00:21:01,534 - We're getting too close. - No. 514 00:21:01,535 --> 00:21:02,786 - Turn around. - We're fine. 515 00:21:02,787 --> 00:21:04,370 - Turn the car around. - Calm... 516 00:21:04,371 --> 00:21:06,706 - Travis, turn around! - Okay, okay, okay! 517 00:21:06,707 --> 00:21:08,392 - [brakes squeal] - God. 518 00:21:09,335 --> 00:21:10,835 - [whimpers] - God. 519 00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:13,546 [sighs] Why have you stopped? [pants] 520 00:21:13,547 --> 00:21:16,090 We are not gonna outrun this. Get out. Get in the ditch. 521 00:21:16,091 --> 00:21:17,425 - What? - Get out of the-- 522 00:21:17,426 --> 00:21:20,404 - Adelola, get out of the car. - Oh, my God. 523 00:21:21,096 --> 00:21:22,889 [Adelola whimpering] 524 00:21:22,890 --> 00:21:24,658 Adelola: Getting in the ditch. 525 00:21:25,267 --> 00:21:26,935 Where are you? 526 00:21:26,936 --> 00:21:28,895 - Travis! - Keep down, keep down, Adelola. 527 00:21:28,896 --> 00:21:30,939 Adelola: Come on. - [both sigh] 528 00:21:30,940 --> 00:21:32,398 What is this? 529 00:21:32,399 --> 00:21:33,566 Travis: We're gonna be fine. 530 00:21:33,567 --> 00:21:35,026 - Adelola: What? - Do not worry. 531 00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:35,985 [Adelola sighs] 532 00:21:35,986 --> 00:21:37,922 Adelola. Look at me. 533 00:21:39,323 --> 00:21:41,032 - Oh, don't worry. Adelola: Oh, God. 534 00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:43,743 - Pardon me. Sorry, Adelola. - Where are you going man? 535 00:21:43,744 --> 00:21:45,745 - I'm sorry. Oh, my God. - Okay. 536 00:21:45,746 --> 00:21:47,580 - Oh, God. Oh, God. - Are you okay? 537 00:21:47,581 --> 00:21:50,834 - [sighs] - Sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Oh! 538 00:21:50,835 --> 00:21:53,771 - Oh, shit. - [both groaning] 539 00:21:54,922 --> 00:21:56,464 Here we go. 540 00:21:56,465 --> 00:21:58,591 [wind howling] 541 00:21:58,592 --> 00:22:02,196 Hey Siri, call Randy, helicopter pilot. Ah... 542 00:22:04,682 --> 00:22:07,267 - Hello? - Hey, Randy. 543 00:22:07,268 --> 00:22:08,852 I'm on the roof of the Truth Teller. 544 00:22:08,853 --> 00:22:10,728 - How can I help? - It's not safe 545 00:22:10,729 --> 00:22:13,606 for me to fly in the city, where's the tornado? 546 00:22:13,607 --> 00:22:15,608 - Oh, my God! - What? What do you see? 547 00:22:15,609 --> 00:22:18,444 I just saw a bird fly into a building. 548 00:22:18,445 --> 00:22:20,154 Ned, the tornado. 549 00:22:20,155 --> 00:22:21,489 Wait, wait, I see a funnel 550 00:22:21,490 --> 00:22:23,157 over by Jamie Farr Park, 551 00:22:23,158 --> 00:22:25,743 but it's headed away from us over the lake. 552 00:22:25,744 --> 00:22:28,872 Hey, that's Detroit's problem now. Ha, ha! 553 00:22:28,873 --> 00:22:31,291 - Good reporting, Ned. - Thanks, man. 554 00:22:31,292 --> 00:22:33,126 You made a difference. 555 00:22:33,127 --> 00:22:37,589 Okay, hey, I gotta bring this chopper back to Cincinnati. 556 00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:39,567 Wait, wait, Randy, Randy. 557 00:22:40,676 --> 00:22:43,070 Could you do me a teeny favor? 558 00:22:44,179 --> 00:22:46,055 And so we're excited 559 00:22:46,056 --> 00:22:49,309 about this Louis Kronberg exhibit. 560 00:22:49,310 --> 00:22:52,061 He was an American prot�g� of Degas. 561 00:22:52,062 --> 00:22:56,774 It's a milestone exhibition for us. 562 00:22:56,775 --> 00:22:58,168 Are there any questions? 563 00:23:00,487 --> 00:23:03,823 [in gruff, deep voice] Me want know, do you have cave painting? 564 00:23:03,824 --> 00:23:07,577 - [laughing] - Me like cave painting. 565 00:23:07,578 --> 00:23:09,495 - [all laugh] - Why you laugh? 566 00:23:09,496 --> 00:23:11,682 Me want cave painting. 567 00:23:12,458 --> 00:23:14,101 Oh, now you can hear. 568 00:23:15,252 --> 00:23:16,294 [in normal voice] Sorry. 569 00:23:16,295 --> 00:23:17,587 It's an in-- 570 00:23:17,588 --> 00:23:21,257 It's an inside joke in the office. [laughs] 571 00:23:21,258 --> 00:23:22,508 Are your family from Cincinnati? 572 00:23:22,509 --> 00:23:23,843 [helicopter blades whirring] 573 00:23:23,844 --> 00:23:26,679 My girlfriend works for the Chronicle. 574 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:29,140 - It's her first day. - Oh, okay. 575 00:23:29,141 --> 00:23:32,018 So, you're surprising her, huh? That's sweet. 576 00:23:32,019 --> 00:23:36,481 No, I asked her to send me a picture of her new desk 577 00:23:36,482 --> 00:23:37,875 and she didn't. 578 00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:50,554 - [breathes deeply] - Yeah. 579 00:23:51,355 --> 00:23:54,707 - You're gonna be okay. Okay? - Yeah. 580 00:23:54,708 --> 00:23:57,543 You wanna get a beer sometime or...? 581 00:23:57,544 --> 00:23:58,896 I'll see you later. 582 00:23:59,964 --> 00:24:00,940 Yeah. 583 00:24:03,050 --> 00:24:04,026 Thanks. 584 00:24:12,059 --> 00:24:13,309 [Ned sighs] 585 00:24:13,310 --> 00:24:14,578 Ned: What am I doing? 586 00:24:20,567 --> 00:24:21,818 [helicopter blades whirring] 587 00:24:21,819 --> 00:24:24,963 No, uh, wait. Hey! Hey, wait! Randy! 588 00:24:27,574 --> 00:24:30,803 [upbeat theme playing] 589 00:24:32,579 --> 00:24:35,599 [cell phone buzzes] 590 00:24:37,501 --> 00:24:38,668 Hello? 591 00:24:38,669 --> 00:24:40,336 Mare: Hey, are you okay? 592 00:24:40,337 --> 00:24:42,255 I just saw the tornado warning. 593 00:24:42,256 --> 00:24:43,881 Oh. Um... 594 00:24:43,882 --> 00:24:45,341 Yeah, you didn't see my text? 595 00:24:45,342 --> 00:24:47,593 Not yet, I just figured I'd call you first. 596 00:24:47,594 --> 00:24:49,929 I'm so sorry, today's been insane. 597 00:24:49,930 --> 00:24:53,766 That's all right. You know, maybe just delete them. 598 00:24:53,767 --> 00:24:56,352 And could you say the same thing to your dad? 599 00:24:56,353 --> 00:24:57,603 I sent him a bunch too. 600 00:24:57,604 --> 00:25:00,398 Today was just nuts. [sighs] 601 00:25:00,399 --> 00:25:04,485 [chuckling] Okay. Do you have a minute to tell me about it? 602 00:25:04,486 --> 00:25:07,071 I have about four hours. 603 00:25:07,072 --> 00:25:09,883 {\an8}But, honestly, I'd rather hear about your day. 604 00:25:18,333 --> 00:25:21,311 {\an8}[keyboard clacking] 605 00:25:31,138 --> 00:25:34,015 {\an8}Hey, I was looking at tomorrow's paper. 606 00:25:34,016 --> 00:25:35,933 {\an8}- That picture of the shed... - [elevator dinging softly] 607 00:25:35,934 --> 00:25:37,643 {\an8}...on the front page was a good get. 608 00:25:37,644 --> 00:25:39,913 {\an8}- Thank you. - And that dirty doll. 609 00:25:40,814 --> 00:25:42,124 {\an8}Nice touch. 610 00:25:43,192 --> 00:25:46,194 {\an8}But you know what I thought was just excellent? 611 00:25:46,195 --> 00:25:47,171 {\an8}What? 612 00:25:48,447 --> 00:25:49,822 {\an8}Your article. 613 00:25:49,823 --> 00:25:52,325 {\an8}[elevator dings, doors creak open] 614 00:25:52,326 --> 00:25:54,052 {\an8}- Thank you. - Goodnight, kid. 615 00:25:55,162 --> 00:25:56,138 {\an8}Goodnight. 616 00:25:59,291 --> 00:26:00,267 {\an8}Hm. 617 00:26:00,317 --> 00:26:04,867 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0